dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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