So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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