I accidentally had phone sex last night
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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