I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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