just tell him i said nine months
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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