if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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