After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
