dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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