That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I need water and some morals
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