just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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