Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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