So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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