Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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