are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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