It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Two words: nipple clamps
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