Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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