obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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