Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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