For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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