Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I love having hate sex.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
