Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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