Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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