so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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