Your tits are I can't wait for
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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