just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Shame is for Republicans.
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