I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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