JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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