just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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