Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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