I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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