he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
