real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
