shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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