This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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