Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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