thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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