He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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