you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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