butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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