so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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