Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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