I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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