We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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