sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
