trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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