She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
one might say we're banned from that church
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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