My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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