this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Let's get the cat blown out
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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