We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So. Much. Porn.
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