Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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