My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize