But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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