Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
