Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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