Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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